April 27th, 2007
I found this lamp on eBay. It said, "bought it in an Arabian market, looked kind of warn out, but very nice personality. Trying to sell it for grandchild's intuition. No dents." The starting price was .99 cents and I won it for twenty bones. When it arrived it smelled like berries, and all people know that when a lamp smells like berries, there's a genie inside it. Too bad this genie is a bit faulty and must have aroused tits at all time... Oh if only it was a female genie. That would make life so much better.

Some links for your wonderful day:
What the.. This isn't the Simpsons?! Marge you're breaking my heart!
Who here knows about Mugen? I first knew about it... Man, probably 8-9 years ago. I had fun with it, collecting all of these fighters into one custom made fighting game. But I didn't know people kept at it. Homer vs. Peter Griffin?? We'd never see this game, and I wish it would exist so much... So, so much.
Oh come on, was this set up??
Hey everyone, it's 2002 again!
I showed my friends this, and I'm sure your friends showed you this, but god dammit, watch it some more.
I can do such a better job with these voices. You don't even know.
Those crazy ghosts are at it again!
Evan! No!! :O
-Mike

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